Teacher: Name one invention that has made our lives easier.
Mary: Computers
Teacher: very good Mary!
Charlie: Internet
Teacher: Excellent!
Johnny: Electri'kitty'
Teacher: I'm sorry what?
Johnny: *loudly* Electri'kitty'
Teacher: Johnny, it's called Electricity. Say Electri'city'
Johnny: Yes ma'am, electri-electri'kitty'
Teacher: I need to talk to your parents
**a day later**
Dad: what happened?
Teacher: your son has a little speech impediment
Dad: impossible! There's no such thing in him!
Teacher: wait, I'll show you! Johnny say 'electricity'
Johnny: e-e-electri'kitty'!!
Dad: By God! You are correct!
Teacher: we really don't know how he has this impediment but he needs to learn proper pronunciations or he'll be held back!
Dad: Do not do that! He can do everything else better and as far as his impediment goes, I'll turn the world upside-down to find out why he has it. At the end of the day, you, as a teacher, should try to respect his capa'kitty'!
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