One night, a king a queen a prince and a princess were at a bar and they decided to take a vacation to colorado and they get on the plane and then the plane crashes. The king, the queen, the prince and the princess all die, who was left?
The night was left because when you say this to someone the will think it is the night sky, unlike the person!!!!
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Why was piglet looking in the toilet?
He was looking for pooh!!!!!
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There was a man and he walked into a drinking bar and another man gave him a glass of water and then pointed a gun at him, why did he do this?
He had the hiccups!!!!
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