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It's a convict's first day in prison and his cellmate says,"do you want to be the husband or the wife?"

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"What?!" said the convict. So his cellmate says again, "do you want to be the husband or the wife?" He says, "I'll be the husband." So his cellmate says, "then get over here and suck your wife's dick."

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