It was the first day of school, and the teacher was going around the classroom asking each of the children to spell their names.
"D-O-R-I-S L-E-H-I-G-H," said one, and the teacher dutifully recorded it in her attendance book.
"T-I-M M-O-R-I-A-R-T-Y," said another.
"E-L-S-I-E," said another.
"No," the teacher told the girl, "I need your whole name."
"Oh," said the girl. "V-A-G-I-N-A."
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