It was the era of "Urban Cowboy" so Boudreaux bought some nice shiny black boot.

These boots were so shiny, he could see his reflective face on the boot. He was proud of dem boots and wanted to go out and have some fun.

So he headed out to the VFW Hall for the weekly dance. He stands inside the door and picks out a beautiful red head, introduced himself and asks her to dance. And she accepts. As the fais doh doh around the floor, Boudreau realizes he can see up her dress with every twirl.

The song ends and Boudreaux tells the girl:
"I really enjoyed dancing with you and by the way I love your red lace panties."
"Well, Boudreaux, how do you know that?"
Not wanting to reveal how, Boudreaux fibs and says,
"I see it in your eyes".

Well this goes on all night. White panties, pink panties...he sees them all.
He looks across the floor and sees a raven haired Cajun beauty and asks her to dance. Same thing happened again.

At the end of the song, Boudreaux again says "I really enjoyed dancing with you and by the way, I like your black lace panties."
The woman smiles, "Oh Boudreaux, I'm not wearing any panties".
"Oh thank God!, I thought I had a crack in my boot!"