And they were both eager to get down to business. Mrs Egg leaned over to Mr Egg and whispered, "Let me go and slip into something more comfortable". Mr Egg waited in bed while Mrs Egg went into the bathroom. A few minutes passed and Mrs Egg came out of the bathroom dressed in the sexiest lingerie Mr Egg had ever seen. She looked incredible. Just before she was about lay beside him Mr Egg shot out of bed and said, "Darling. I'm going to slip into something more comfortable myself. I'll be back in less than a minute"....
A few seconds later Mr Egg emerged from the bathroom completely naked, except that he was wearing a motorcycle helmet. "This isn't sexy! What the hell are you wearing a helmet for?" said Mrs Egg. Mr Egg replied, "It might not be sexy but last time I was this hard some fucker hit me over the head with a spoon".
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