The cost of a little extra.

For this joke, everything in italics is in a high pitched voice.

There was this guy who had a huge dick, and all the girls loved him. But there was only one problem. He spoke in a high pitched voice. So he goes to the doctor and tells him.

*Hey doc, how can I get my voice to sound normal?*

The doc says, "That's easy. All I have to do is cut off a few inches of your dick and you'll be good."

The guy thinks about it for a minute, then says *Fuck it, let's go*.

Once he gets out of surgery and starts talking, he hears that his voice is normal.

"Thanks doc! I sound normal now!"

So, a few months go by, and he notices that all the girls who once fell head over heels for him are no longer interested. His friend goes to him and tells him, "Look, just go back to the doctor and tell him to undo that surgery, then the girls will all come back."

He does just that, asking the doctor, "I want you do make me how I was before."

The doc shakes his head and responds, "*It's impossible, once you've had the surgery, you can't go back.*"