Paddy and Mick shared first prize of $500,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes and were celebrating their winnings over a jar of stout.
"But Paddy, Oi've been thinking," Mick said with a worried frown, "what will we do with all them beggin' letters?"
"Shure," said Paddy, "we'll go on sending 'em out."
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