The grocer complained to his Irish farmer about the eggs he'd received recently."In every dozen" the grocer said "there's one or two shells with nothing inside them." "Is that so?" said the farmer "Well, leave it to me and i'll look into it for you." When he returned to the farm, the farmer went to the hen house and glared at the roosting fowl."Come on" he sternly growled "Admit it, Which one of you is one the pill?"
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