one day a guy opened a bar and didnt now what to name it so when three guys went up and decided to order a drink he said i will give one of you free drinks to come up with a name for my bar, one guy said bobs big bar..the bartender said no..another guy said how about big bobs bar he said no then the third guy said how about lucys legs...the bartender said Perfect! so one day the guy that came up with that name was sitting on the side of a curb out front of the bar when a police man came by. he asked what the man was doing. the man said he was waiting for lucys legs to open up because he was thirsty.
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