Chinese Honeymoon

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none
too experienced either.


On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband
undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring," he
says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he asks,
trying to sound experienced.


He hopes this will impress his virgin bride.


A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.


She eventually replies shyly and unsurely, "I want ... numba 69."


Now he is caught up in thoughtful silence. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he
asks, "You want ... Beef wif Broccori?"