A guy walks into a bar and sees a big fish tank full of money, $100's, $50's, and $20s. There's a sign on it saying you can win it
He goes up to the bartender and says "Wow, that's a hell of a lot of money. How do you win it?
The bartender says "Well you gotta do three things. You gotta find the biggest, toughest man in the bar and knock him out in one punch. Second, theres a doberman out back, meanest dog you've ever seen. He's got a sore tooth and you gotta pull it out. Last, there's a whore upstairs, shes been a whore for 30 years and nothing gets her off anymore. You gotta go upstairs and get her off."
The guy thinks about this and orders some shots. A few shots in, he looks around and finds the biggest guy in the bar, taps him on the shoulder and knocks him out cold. He goes back to the bar and puts down a few more shots and walks out the back door. Then there's screaming and growling and barking and all kinds of hell being raised through the door. He comes back in, bloodied, clothes ripped and out of breath and he says
"Now where's that old whore with the sore tooth?"
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