Talking With Your Body

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man
realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the
rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"


The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a
raking motion.


The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE
THE RAKE"


The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to
her eye, then points to her left breast, then points to her butt, and finally to
her crotch.


Well, the man has no clue on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks
her, "What in the friggin' hell was that?"


She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH".