To celebrate their 50th anniversary a couple booked a weekend at Pebble Beach golf resort. On the third tee, the husband said:
'Honey, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can forgive me.
The wife was hurt but said, 'My dearest, those days are long gone. What we have is far more valuable. I forgive you.' They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband: 'Honey, since we're being honest I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change. I was a man before we met.
The husband went into a fit! He cursed, threw his driver into the water, broke his clubs one by one and tore at his clothes as he screamed and ranted. 'You liar, you despicable liar! How could you? I trusted you! And to think that you've been hitting off the red tees all this time!'
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