There are two kids, a boy and a girl. The girl says to the boy my dad is better then yours. He runs into burning buildings and saves lives. The boy then states no my dad is better than yours. He eats light bulbs. Just the other night I heard him tell mom to turn out the light because he was gonna eat that thing.
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