'Bob' was walking in a forest when he sees a naked man laying on the ground.
He askes what the heck are you doing there?
The indian answers, "Me clock."
"Ok, what time is it?" he asks
"2:00" he replied
And he was right so Bob walks away.
A while later he sees another man laying down also.
He also said he was a clock, and he too knew the correct time.
Bob kept walking around, and now sees a chief turning the naked guys penis's counter-clockwise.
He asks "Why are you turning their penis's?
The indian cheif answers, Rewinding clock !
Submitted by bomberman255
Edited by Curtis
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