One hot Louisiana afternoon a nice old woman calls up to the police station complaining about how her neighbor is exposing himself to her and she doesn't like it one bit. The town is rather small so the sheriff who takes the call knows this kind old woman and wastes no time going over to help her. Sirens and lights flashing he arrives at her home. The sheriff doesn't seem to notice anything out of the ordinary, so he asks the woman where the neighbor is. The woman leads her to the back of the house and to the bedroom. She points out her window to the adjacent house. "See he's exposing himself to me!" The sheriff looks over to the house in question. There is a high window in the bathroom and the sheriff can only see what looks to be a nice looking man shaving, from the shoulders up; since it was one of those high windows. He looks back at the woman: "Sorry ma'am I can't arrest him for indecent exposure all I can see from here is his shoulders, neck and face." She replies: "Well that's because you aren't standing up on this here box!"
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