Pat and mic are walking down the street when pat falls down a manhole and mic shouts down "are you alright", ,
"yes am fine",pat replies,
"whats down there anyway",mic asks,
"its seems to be milk",pat answers,
"well is it pasturised",mic asks,
"no!its just at ma knees"pat answers.
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