Everyone's standing in line for bread, waiting for hours. Finally a baker
comes out and says "Comrades! Unfortunately we won't have enough bread
for everybody. Will everyone who's Jewish please leave the line?" A few people leave. After an hour, he comes out and says "Comrades! We still won't have enough bread, will everyone who didn't fight in the Great Patriotic War please leave the line?" A larger number of people leave the line. After another hour, the baker comes out and says "Comrades! There still won't be enough bread, will everyone who is not a party member please leave?" More people leave the line. After another hour, the baker comes out and says "Comrades! I'm so sorry, but we will not have any bread today." An old man mutters to another one as they're leaving: "Those Jews get the best of everything."
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