Me: Well, I was at church Sunday and we stood up to sing a hymn. I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress up in her butt crack, so I reach over and pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me in the eye!
My friend: But, how did you get the other black eye?
Me: I realized how much I upset her, so I reached over and put her dress back in her butt crack.
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