A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to him by the front of his pants. He sits down, and the bartender, curious, asks him 'Why do you have a steering wheel attached to you? Isn't it uncomfortable?' The pirate sighs, troubled, and answers 'Yaaarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!'
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