In honor of 9/11, I went to donate blood that afternoon . . .

. . . but then the lady in the big red bus started asking all of these intrusive, personal questions and it really put me off. Questions like, "Whose blood is this?" And, "How did you get it?" I mean really lady? Mind your own business.

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