After receiving directions the man continues on his way and the farmer goes back to milking his cows. About 45 minutes later the man returns to the farmers property, furious he shouts "What the hell kind of directions were those! I was nearly shot by some soldiers trying to go down the road you sent me on!" The farmer looks at the man and says, I told you to make sure you turn before you get to the Third Reich.
I would like to take the time to state that I actually made this one up. Proud of it.
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