Has to be told by a woman though - which is where it falls short with me being able to use it. Perhaps the setup should be some sort of meta-joke about a country girl telling a joke to her friend.
Q. Why did the redneck speed off in his truck late last night?
A. Beats the hell out of me.
Anyway, I know where to go with it. Getting there might be too convoluted though. Any suggestions?
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