and we came to a red light, but he zipped right through it. I asked him "Why didn't you stop?"
He replies "Aw, don't worry about it! My brother does that all the time!"
We come to another red light, and he runs that one as well.
"My brother does this all the time!"
We come up on a third red light, but just before we get there, it turns green. He slams the brakes on, smoke coming off the wheels, and we stop just short of the intersection. I ask him "Why'd you stop *now*?"
He looks at me with fear in his eyes, and says "My brother might be coming!"
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