A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his
parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking
dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I
have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat
it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was
stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's
penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around,
whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain
about my cooking again!!"
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