One day, a passenger in a cab tapped the cab driver on his shoulder to get his attention. The cab driver screamed, lost control of the cab, went up on sidewalk & stopped a few inches from a shop.
The passenger apologized & said: "I didn't realize that a little touch would scare you so much."
The cab driver replied "Sorry it's not your fault, it's my 1st day as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the last 20 years."
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