Rabbi asks a Priest how do confessions work

The priest offers him to come on over and stay with him for a session and see how it works himself.

The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confession room. In a few minutes a man comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Priest says, "What did you do?"

Man says, "I committed adultery."

Priest says: "How many times?"

Man: "Three times."

Priest says, "Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in the box, and sin no more."

A few minutes later a man enters the confession room. He says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Priest says, "What did you do?"

Man says, "I committed adultery."

Priest asks, "How many times?"

Man reply's, "Three times."

Priest says, "Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in the box, and sin no more."

The Priest then asks the Rabbi a favor, if he can cover for him while he takes a piss. The Rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it.

A man comes in shortly and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Rabbi says, "What did you do?"

Man reply's, "I committed adultery."

Rabbi asks, "How many times?"

Man says "Twice."

Rabbi thinks for a second and says, "We got 3 for $5 special going, so do it one more time and come back."