A man walks into a pharmacy

He says:" I would like to buy a condom", The pharmacist gives him a condom,the man gives him a 100$ bill, the pharmacist says he don't have change, the man tells him He will go to the mini market across the street and buy something and come back with change, the man takes 1 chocolate bar, he gives the shopkeeper 100$ the shopkeeper says he have no change, he told him he will go to the library across the street and get some change, He enters the library and tell the librarian he wants a pen, he hand over the 100$ and the librarian says I don't have any change, so he told him he is going to the mini market to buy something and come back to give him money, He stops a taxi and get the hell out of there.

Another man walks to the pharmacy let's call him John, and said to the pharmacist "I would like to buy a condom, but I need a good one, I going to have a gangbang later and i don't want any STDs" the pharmacist gives him the same condom he gave to the man in the morning,John asked " Is it good? I really don't want any STDs" The pharmacist replies " OH it is good alright, a man took one in the morning and fucked the whole street."


P.S. I heard this joke in Arabic, So sorry if there is any typos or bad grammar. :)