Immigrants see things differently

An immigrant from an Arab Muslim country was bragging that in HIS country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come from
there's really only one."

"Oh," sniffed the foreigner, "just one? And which way is that?"

"Well, there's a man and there's a woman . . . "

"Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!”

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