An old woman and a bank manager

A woman walks into a bank

"I have one million dollars that I would like to deposit into a new account. May I see the bank manager?"

"Yes, ma'am, we can make you an account but you'd have to show me some proof of how you came across such a large sum of money in cash"

"I don't have any proof other than my word. I have made most of earnings from settling various bets"

The manager unable to control his laughter, asks how this little old lady has been able to rack up so much cash.

"I never lost a bet. If you're interested I will bet you this bag of money, that tomorrow at noon your balls will turn square."

Interested and aware of the impossibility the bank manager agrees to the bet.

The next day the old woman shows up the bank at exactly noon with another gentleman.

"This is my lawyer, he is here to act as witness. Have your balls turned square?"

"Of course not!"

"May I see, feel, just to be certain. A million dollars isn't an amount I wish to lose."

The manager obliges, pulls down his pants and allows the woman to fondle his testicles.

Turning to her lawyer the woman exclaims:

"I bet you at this time, I'll have the bank manager of the bank striped waist down, with his balls in my hands. Pay up the 3million I bet you yesterday!"