"I'm the best lover" says a man to his two friends, "I made love to my wife ten times last night and in the morning she said she could never love another man."
"That's nothing," says the second man, "I made love to my wife twenty times last night and my wife said she would kill herself should I ever leave her."
"I only made love to my wife once last night," Says the third man, dejectedly. The other two are shocked. "What did she say in the morning?" Asked one.
"Don't stop."
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