and there's a massive storm outside. Gale force winds.
One man turns to the other and says:
"You know Mac, the wind is so strong right now, I bet you could jump out the window, and the wind would carry you gently down onto that window cleaning platform on the other side of the building, 20 stories down."
"Bullshit!" Mac exclaims, "There's no way that would ever happen."
"Alright then," the first man says, "I'll prove it."
At this, he opens the designated window and steps out. Sure enough, he gently glides down 20 stories, round the building, and onto the platform below. He climbs in through the window and comes back up in the elevator.
"See? I told you that would work," he says.
"That's astounding!" Mac replies, "Let me try!"
He walks up to the window, and jumps out, falling quickly to his death.
The bartender turns to the first man and says:
"You're such a jerk when you're drunk, Superman"
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