Along with them are three children. The plane begins to go under a great amount of turbulence, and begins to drop out of the air. The doctor, lawyer, and priest go to the front of plane and find three parachutes. The doctor says "Let the children have the parachutes, let them live a full life." The Lawyer exclaims "FUCK THE KIDS!" The priest replies "Now? Do you think we still have time?"
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