A boy gets home from school one day, and over hears his sister crying in a room upstairs. Puzzled, he goes up to see what's wrong. He sits on her bed, and asks "What's wrong?" to which she replied "I'm adopted. Dad showed me the papers, and proved it." the boy feeling sad for her, tells her "You're my sister no matter what and I'll always love you as such." immediately overtaken with acceptance and joy, she kisses him. On the mouth. They get busy, and do the nasty and when he pulls out, he sees the condom is totally destroyed. They talk about what just happened, and decide to put on their clothes and walk down stairs hand in hand, getting ready to break the news to dad, when he suddenly jumps out from around the corner and shouts "April fools!"
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