If you give a man a fish…

…He’ll eat for a day; teach the man to fish he eats for a lifetime.

…he may choke on the bones and die. Think of the liability, and the guilt!!

…you don’t know if he’s allergic. Again, you need to think of the liabilities!!

…He’ll keep eating your fish; stop giving the man fish, let him fetch his own.

…that’s worth nothing to him; he can’t figure how to fish then he surely can’t cook for shit

…He’ll eat for a day; if you teach the man to fish he’ll buy a boat and start fishing. He’ll start his own fishing company; soon he’ll have a whole fleet and a booming business. One day you will be buying your own fish from him.

…but he should be eating more vegetables instead

…God know what kind of fetishes he has…