If "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" turns out to be a complete piece of shit, then Abrams will forever be known as...

How does Jennifer...

From the block.

Drug dealer

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're...

How many Bard...

How many Bard students does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to...

"Give it to me!...

She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

Don't you just...

when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?

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She has another lady of the night showing her the ropes of the new corner....

Grandpa joke:...

Short

Remember, an NAND...

... but NOT

So a penguin is...

All of a sudden he hears some strange noises coming from the engine. He pulls...

A Chinese man...

He moves into an apartment, and after all of the stress of moving he doesn't...