He moves into an apartment, and after all of the stress of moving he doesn't feel like cooking. He heads down to his local sandwich shop and decides to order a meatball sub, a fountain drink, and a salad.
When the guy receives his order, he says to the clerk "Oh, I would like some blue cheese."
The clerk responds "Sorry sir, this is Quizno's not Bruchi's"
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