If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track.

Three ol girls...

and it starts raining. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom and puts it...

A starship...

For a sub light engine. The captain finds out and is angry: "Why did you...

Jugglers

Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A) One, but it...

What are some...

Well the flag is a big plus

Fuzzy Vision

Q: Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? A: Because everything he...

Q: How many...

Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Six--four to...

Van in the garage

One day, a kid walked in on his dad in the shower and saw his penis. He asked...

A Swede and a...

The Finn immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He...

Blow Frog

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around...

What's the first...

Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers.