HUSBAND: "Would you like sex tonight? WIFE: "No" HUSBAND: "Are you sure"? WIFE: "Yes I'm sure." HUSBAND: "Is that your final answer?" WIFE: "Yes it is." HUSBAND: "In that case can i phone a friend"?
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