And someone asked how difficult it would be to to get a dough based dessert, cooked in a stone oven, with candles on it for my my daughter's birthday....
I told them it would be a pizzacake
Terrible joke I know, but meant to be working from home, instead eating cold pizza from the night before and thinking of shit pizza based jokes.
Why did the pizza get pulled over by the cops? Because he looked hot, and was clearly getting baked for the last 20 minutes.
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