The officer on the other end of the phone says, "We believe your brother was in a terrible accident and has died. We need you to come in and identify the body." The man hangs up the phone, and immediately makes his way to the morgue.
Upon entering, one of the morticians greets him, and begins to explain the circumstances of his death. "He was cleaning some industrial fans that were supposed to be turned off. It turns out they were on, and the fan started up so quickly that it cut his head clean off."
The brother was shocked, and followed the man into a room. In the room was a corpse, covered with a blanket. He is hesitant to look, but he removes the blanket. He sees the body, and is shocked. He looks at the mortician and says, "may I?" And the mortician nods.
He slowly walks over to the corpse, and grabs the decapitated head, holding it up to the light so he can see it better. The mortician asks, "So, is this your brother?"
"Well, it looks like it," he says, holding the head up to the light, "but I dont remember him being this tall."
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