Joke translated from another language. So advance apologies for inferior delivery and any mistakes.
"There was this mentally retarded man who would repeated say "i will make slingshots and shoo the birds away, i will make slingshots and shoo the birds away" . All the time he would keep on repeating those exact words. People would call him a retard. So eventually he ends up in a mental facility and got his due treatment. Several years had passed now and he was fit to be a productive member of the society. But before they let him go, the admin interviewed him about his future plans. He responds, "I will find a job, get married to a beatiful girl, will have two children with her, take out elastics from their diapers, make slingshots with them and will shoo the birds away"."
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