I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

The Pope and the...

The Pope is walking down a street in London, when the heel breaks off his...

Did you hear...

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Did you hear...

He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.

Two kids are...

A drunk man comes out of the bar and goes to the kids, and he says "I fucked...

A man is on...

They ask him if he wants to cremate or bury her. He responds, "shit You...

So a priest and a...

The priest orders some baby corn, and the rabbi orders some salmon. After...

Why'd the pervert...

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Calling In Sick

Today I called in to work, "Hi, I'm not feeling well today, fatigued,...

Clinton Sex...

There was once a great man in power Who'd had an intern for him clean his...