I was walking past a woman with no arms and no legs on the beach sunbathing the other day. As I walked past she started crying hysterically. So I went over and asked what was wrong. She said with tears streaming down her face "I'm 30 years old and i've never been hugged before". So I kindly picked her up, gave her a hug and put her back on her beach towel. As I go to walk off she starts crying again. "What's wrong now?" I asked. She says "I'm 30 years old and I've never been kissed before". So I knelt down and gave her a kiss. Again as I walked off she started crying. "What now?" I asked again. She said "I'm 30 years old and I've never been fucked before". So I picked her up, threw her in the sea and shouted "well you're fucked now".
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