So I offered her a tic-tac.
She gets all defensive and says" are you saying my breath stinks? Is that why I needed tic-tac?"
I'm like "whoa, calm down lady. If I wanted to give you something you need it would be mustache wax and a tshirt that says 1 cock at a time."
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