Three Horny Women at a Bar (Long and Dirty)

Three horny women were sitting at a bar. It was closing time and the bartender was trying to close up shop. He tells the women to leave but the first replies.
"We're all very horny! But we don't have any boyfriends to go home to, can you help us out?"
The happily married bartender explains to them that he's unable to because he loves his wife. All the while, the third girl on the end is moaning and groaning only making the other women more horny.
"Okay, if I help you out can you all just leave?"
Excitedly the women agree.
The bartender goes to the store room and grabs the biggest cucumber he can find.
"Will this work?"
She grabs the cucumber and goes to town on it until she's completely satisfied.
The second woman exclaims that she's hornier than the first and that a cucumber just won't cut it. All the while, the third woman just keeps moaning louder and louder.
So, the bartender goes to the back and grabs a bottle of champagne. The second woman grabs it from his hands and goes to town on it until she's completely satisfied.
The bartender can't believe what he just saw, the whole bottle of champagne disappearing and reappearing. All the while, the third woman groaning and moaning louder than ever.
Amazed at the site, the bartender grabs three glasses for the champagne to celebrate the craziest thing he'd ever seen in his life. He washes off the bottle and pours the champagne into each glass. All the while, the third woman is moaning and groaning louder and hornier than anything he's ever seen in his life. He moves to hand the third woman her glass but she falls straight down to the floor.
"Oh no! Are you okay? Do you still want this champagne?" asks the bartender.
"Sure," the woman replies, "but could you also help me out of this barstool?"