...when suddenly my pc master race friend came along.
Friend: *indiscernible gibberish regarding pc master race and console peasantry*
Me: sigh..... you know, consoles are not that bad. You'll never guess what i bought with the savings.
Friend: what?
Me: Your sister. Didn't you get the wedding card?
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