Barber and the blade.

So, a client visited a barber shop for a shave. During the process barber managed to cut the client. He did apologized for it and continued further. After some time he cut him again and with sincere apologies continued with a shave. On a third time the client spoke:
- Can I have another blade, please?
- What for?
- So I could defend myself.

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