At night someone knocks on the door. Woman wakes up and asks:
- Vasya, is that you?
Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.
- Vasya, don't make me nervous, is that you?
Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the
door to find her drunken husband Vasya standing there.
- You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren�t answering???
- I was nodding you!!!
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